i'm Jess. 6.13.14 yeah..

 
 
 

an-abundance-of-plaid:

crystallizedclarity:

bloodyeleven:

peonymoonflower:

transphobictrans:

teruterus:

why hate on trans boys when you can hate on cis boys

why hate on anyone when you can grow up and spread some positivity instead

Why hate people when you can hate humidity

Why stop at humidity when you can hate mosquitoes?

i fuckin hate mosquitoes

see we’re getting there
 
 

666-slut:

IF UR READING THIS U LOOK VERY CUTE TODAY AND ALSO ILY

(Source: tuhree)

 
 
crewdlydrawn:

inflewenza:

zombiecaptain:

heddykase1:

This is you. This is where all your thoughts are kept. Every other part of your body is used to protect and sustain this. 

I want to cry

it’s weirdly comforting to know that all of the meaningless bullshit society judges me on is just a meatsuit made to support the terrifying tentacle beast that is my true form (◡‿◡✿)

THAT LAST COMMENT. BAM.

crewdlydrawn:

inflewenza:

zombiecaptain:

heddykase1:

This is you. This is where all your thoughts are kept. Every other part of your body is used to protect and sustain this. 

I want to cry

it’s weirdly comforting to know that all of the meaningless bullshit society judges me on is just a meatsuit made to support the terrifying tentacle beast that is my true form (◡‿◡✿)

THAT LAST COMMENT. BAM.

(Source: heddykase)

 
 

crowley-for-king:

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

my mom grounded me for a month once because I used her hair brush and put it in the second drawer instead of the top one “where it belonged”

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

(Source: shavingprivateryan)

 
 
 
 

massiv3:

so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good

 
 

toastoat:

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

 
 

sharpslut:

seeing someone you know but arent friends with in public is the worst thing ever

(Source: 13hr)

 
 

griffinilla:

my dog is named Lucky

and sometimes he escapes from our house, so we have to go get Lucky

and sometimes it’ll be dark out, and we’ll be up all night to get Lucky