i'm Jess.

 
 
 
 
 

corporateaccount:

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

 
 

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

 
 

frostedinkwell:

Social anxiety is deciding not to buy something you want on a high shelf because then you’d have to ask staff to get it down for you

 
 

babygotbackandsomechickennuggets:

when you go to a friends house and their pet sits next you 

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breakinq:

following back tons

breakinq:

following back tons

(Source: octopussoir-)

 
 

iforgothowtonormal:

idk how and when but these makeup transformations are a thing now and they’re killing me

 
 
 
 

abathingsavage:

this is my favorite fr

 
 

neatpotatoes:

"i’M S0 drUnk i cAn’T evn TypE!"

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(Source: neatpotatoes)

 
 

flewor:

i dont want to hear your opinion on my music taste unless your opinion is ‘you have good music taste’

 
 
 
 

(Source: me-lise)

 
 

vaelkyrie:

thebadpunqueen:

michaelaisradashell:

the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes

um can you not?

are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor
 
 

recoffthevine:

I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WASN’T THAT

(Source: vinesnow)