i'm Jess. 6.13.14 yeah..

 
 
 

fruitpacks:

meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are

 
 
urtube:

pointless-posts-and-fandoms:

ibelieveinthilbo:

the—fandom—has—claimed—me:

ropunzel:

brigwife:

borrowed-blue-box:

REALLY, AGAIN? THE FUCKING REBLOG BUTTON WASRIGHTTHEREJESUS CRUST

jesus crust


this post is a mess

That is a tortilla. Tortillas do not have crusts.





Hello police please arrest this post

urtube:

pointless-posts-and-fandoms:

ibelieveinthilbo:

the—fandom—has—claimed—me:

ropunzel:

brigwife:

borrowed-blue-box:

REALLY, AGAIN? THE FUCKING REBLOG BUTTON WAS
RIGHT
THERE
JESUS CRUST

jesus crust

image

this post is a mess

That is a tortilla. Tortillas do not have crusts.

Hello police please arrest this post

 
 

(Source: seinfeldia)

 
 

ratgod:

i just want a boyfriend w. Big Hot Arms and a chubby belly tbh..

 
 
sharltonspensiter:

When the word ‘selfie’ became an actual word, my grandpa had me explain to him what it meant. When I finished, he found this picture and asked “is this a selfie?” I told him it was and he simply said “I was taking selfies before it was cool.” So here’s my grandpa taking a selfie in his Coast Guard uniform. (Circa 1959) Can we make my grandpa internet famous? I’d love to explain to him what Tumblr is. ;P

sharltonspensiter:

When the word ‘selfie’ became an actual word, my grandpa had me explain to him what it meant. When I finished, he found this picture and asked “is this a selfie?” I told him it was and he simply said “I was taking selfies before it was cool.”
So here’s my grandpa taking a selfie in his Coast Guard uniform. (Circa 1959)
Can we make my grandpa internet famous? I’d love to explain to him what Tumblr is. ;P

 
 
sunflowersmakemesmilexx:

Every day….

sunflowersmakemesmilexx:

Every day….

 
 

emmacalzone:

if you don’t eat girls out but you expect head you’re a little bitch

^^^^^

(Source: cooldude10000million)

 
 

-annoying:

i want a hot body but i also want hot wings

 
 
 
 
marfmellow:

just another perfect bitch

marfmellow:

just another perfect bitch

 
 

catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

imageimage

(Source: catsfurever)

 
 

(Source: uglyspacekid)

 
 

acceptscreditsanddick:

stoner-in-disguise:

strides-to-sick-fires:

zackisontumblr:

meanplastic:

THE ENEMY

the most stressful post on this website

you people suck.

I stopped and waited at the first one like a fool. 

It’s really sad these are the only thing loading on Mobil

(Source: 7at1stroke)

 
 

qozxe:

if i stay in bed i’ll be warm

if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm

but the distance between the bed and the shower

no

that is not warm

 
 

(Source: jib--reel)